The Mandolorian Versus the Giant Alien Cantina Band Bugs

By 34flapjack

P. S. (Post sentence) If you do not watch Star Wars: The Mandolorian, I think you should.

Once, The Mandolorian was hungry.

So he went to a cantina with a bug statue alien band on top. (That means the bugs were statues.)

Just then, the bugs made an eerie buzzzzzzzzing sound. They actually weren’t statues, they were big, evil aliens!

But as The Mandolorian stepped back into his mech, the bugs formed a bloody battleline!

He fired his gun all the way across the bloody battlefield, but it didn’t hit a single statue! (Yeah, I love alliteration!)

So he tried his laser instead. It blew up the bloodline! (Extra points if you see the alliteration!)

And The Mandolorian lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE END!