Stories with the Plutonium Bead (BOOK MASHUP)

By Jaleh

Plutonium Bead #1: Rare Variety

As you can see… a monstrous monster is terrorizing the world. Yeah. Like it would be totally normal for a monster to terrorize the world! So anyways, Plutonium Bead (PB) had to do something! When the monster spotted PB, she came in like a comet and punched him! “You sissy rare variety!”,the monster shouted. But PB wouldn’t give up. She thrusted bacteria into the monster’s mouth! That affected him… with a fart that shot him up, up, and AWAAAAAAAAAAY! All the way into space! The end of book #1.

PB#2: Crushing Atmosphere

Previously, this happened. PB’s fans were launching her into the air. But then.. they launched too high. Yeah. Right. So ANYWAY, PB was in space. She phoned baby Yoda. He used the force to bring her back to earth. What could possibly go wrong???????!!!!!!!

Just then… WRONG!!! That went wrong. So… yeah.the end. JUST KIDDING! Yoda slipped, and Plutonium Bead went hurtling off into space. To be continued…

PB #3: Invasion of the Aliens (Recap to Recap!!!)

So in this recap, we see that PB bonks into a spaceship. She gets a hang of the controls, and then she zooms back to earth! Then she crashes!!!

Previously, PB made a crash course with earth. Is she O.K? Of course she is! But a battle with an alien is waiting. The onslaught is starting! GRRRR! But then… Yoda plops down in front of them. Then he uses the force to lift the alien off into space!

The end? Probably.